My Crime Spree

It was desperate. There was no choice.

I was out of toilet roll.
At some point before I became entirely nocturnal, I realised this at gone midnight, and started panicking. With John's help and direction I found the only toilets that are open all night - the Chaplaincy Centre.
So I stole half a roll.
God was watching.
I'd like to hope he was laughing.

D'you know, that's the only thing I've ever stolen in my life? Toilet roll from the Chaplaincy centre. I'm such a rebel. Besides, they had loads! They had refills and everything!

Haha. The Lentil is a criminal...
It still makes me giggle every time I think about it. My friend Igor had this to say on the situation:

"It had to be the chaplaincy centre didn't it.. not the libe.. not a bar.. you stole from the church.. lol :D"